gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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