You can't special order awesome
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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