There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
