Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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