It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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