Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Randomize
