i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
