If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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