Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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