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dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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