just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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