As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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