...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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