is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i barfeds in our rink
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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