I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
