You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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