IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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