rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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