"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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