I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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