He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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