lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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