Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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