we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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