ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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