I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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