And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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