So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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