Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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