Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
bring money and cleavage
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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