You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
