he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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