Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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