Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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