her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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