So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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