My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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