This is not my ceiling
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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