The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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