I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
