her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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