I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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