New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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