I never want to see another naked old woman again.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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