There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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