He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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