have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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