May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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