absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I think my moral compass just broke
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