I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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